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  • New Years Resolutions for 2009

  • [Joke] New Years Resolutions for 2009

    Top 10 realistic New Years resolutions. 10. Read less, there are better things to do with your time. 9. Forget dieting, its easier to gain...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 1,603

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Regular Sex

  • [Joke] Regular Sex

    A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 510

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Mike is Dead

  • [Joke] Mike is Dead

    Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 408

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Take the Bait

  • [Joke] Take the Bait

    It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 339

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Warm, Soft, and Gooey

  • [Joke] Warm, Soft, and Gooey

    A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 433

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Autopsy Lesson

  • [Joke] Autopsy Lesson

    A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 462

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Gross Joke

  • [Joke] Gross Joke

    As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 457

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Suicidal grandma

  • [Joke] Suicidal grandma

    Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 442

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Suicidal Blonde

  • [Joke] Suicidal Blonde

    Suicidal blonde A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill herself. She finds a suitable tree and proceeds to hang herself...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 731

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Union Worker

  • [Joke] Union Worker

    Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three...

  • From: Fade2Black

    Views: 378

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 180 weeks ago

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