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  • Special Desire

  • [Joke] Special Desire

    Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had one long standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his mind's...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 652

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Donating Sperm

  • [Joke] Donating Sperm

    A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup and...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 1,158

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Mmmmm Corn

  • [Joke] Mmmmm Corn

    There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 1,114

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • The Cookie

  • [Joke] The Cookie

    One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 893

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Two Daughters And A Son

  • [Joke] Two Daughters And A Son

    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 673

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • The Old Boat

  • [Joke] The Old Boat

    There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 1,209

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • The Gambler

  • [Joke] The Gambler

    During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 562

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Urine Sample

  • [Joke] Urine Sample

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a...

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 1,393

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Some more Sparta

  • [Gallery] Some more Sparta

    Sparta gifs this time. Yes I fail by putting them separately but I had no idea gifs could be used... _

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    Views: 874

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • 4 AM Forever dedication

  • [Video] 4 AM Forever dedication

    Just a little dedication to my best friend. I thought I would share it. Hope you like it! 4 AM Forever - Lostprophets

  • From: GoneAway

    Views: 2,135

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 183 weeks ago

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About Me
Well my name is Ewan. You probably don't know how to say it but if you do then you win a few internets haha. I am currently in university planning to get a degree in management and be an accountant. Math ftw! Yea I'm not that interesting but have fun with my videos. Enjoy.
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