HomemadeGrenade's Submissions
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- Want to here a joke? If so, scroll down WNBA
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 177 weeks ago
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- One day a 16 year-old blonde came running into her house yelling, "Mom, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 403
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 490
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 540
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 633
Comments: 4
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Q.)How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A.)Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 556
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Q.)Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? A.)Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 406
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Q.)What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A.)Gifted
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!†written...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''Man I was so...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 382
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 383
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, Daddy, what are they...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 683
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- The sky was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were too I knew just what She wanted to...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Three were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 727
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- Q) Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A) Because on the box it said "From 2-4...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 389
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- Q.)What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie? A.)A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 341
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- Q.)What does Pamela Anderson and pepsi have in common? A.)They both come with plastic jugs.
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 400
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 262
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- 1.)It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one,...
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From: HomemadeGrenade
Views: 273
Comments: 2
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Added: 189 weeks ago
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- User Since: Jun 21, 2008
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