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  • Arriving home very drunk

  • [Joke] Arriving home very drunk

    A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar:...

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Who can say this sentence?

  • [Joke] Who can say this sentence?

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says,...

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • This dog is acting bad

  • [Joke] This dog is acting bad

    While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs. A passerby commented to the blind man,...

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    Views: 313

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • I think that I'm a chicken

  • [Joke] I think that I'm a chicken

    Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was...

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • An amazing talking dog

  • [Joke] An amazing talking dog

    A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah!...

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    Views: 347

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • A burglar is in big trouble

  • [Joke] A burglar is in big trouble

    A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice...

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    Views: 405

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • A cat's dictionary

  • [Joke] A cat's dictionary

    Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to...

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  • A game of animal football

  • [Joke] A game of animal football

    The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on...

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    Views: 228

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • He is a very smart dog

  • [Joke] He is a very smart dog

    I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type....

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    Views: 314

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

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