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  • Tuna Surprise

  • [Joke] Tuna Surprise

    Q. What does eating pussy have in common with smoking a cigarette? A. The closer you get to the butt, the stronger the taste.

  • From: Jackassory1982

    Views: 1,124

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • Womens Shelter

  • [Joke] Womens Shelter

    Q. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving an abuse shelter? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

  • From: Jackassory1982

    Views: 1,385

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 161 weeks ago

  • Condom reuse

  • [Joke] Condom reuse

    Q. How do you reuse a condom? A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

  • From: Jackassory1982

    Views: 927

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 163 weeks ago

  • Tampons

  • [Joke] Tampons

    Q. What did one tampon say to the other? A. Nothin! They were stuck up bitches.

  • From: Jackassory1982

    Views: 561

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

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Producing when I can, doing my best to stay not-broke.

The shit-colored profile cheers me up in a way I believe meds could not.

2006-2008 was the most humbling moment of my life.

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