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  • How Muslims Are Treated In America
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    ABC set up a sort of sting operation in a shop where the owner was denying Muslims to capture regular citizens reactions on camera. The results are...
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 64,959

    Comments: 1272

    Favorited: 39

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • Prepare to be grossed out...
  • Just know that I have warned you, this is video is quite disturbing... what you are viewing is in fact the removal of worms during a colonoscopy.
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 2,139

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 106 weeks ago

  • Double Entendre?
  • Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a 'quickie', only you do it yourself.
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 971

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 112 weeks ago

  • Mexican Olympics
  • Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 1,387

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 112 weeks ago

  • WTF Is That?
  • Not only is she the ugliest chick/dude/whatever I've ever seen, but I'm pretty sure it has a boner.
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 786

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 115 weeks ago

  • Dumbass Falls Off Treadmill
  • Guy thinks he's gonna be cool and dance on a treadmill to rap, instead he looks like an asshole that got owned by a treadmill. Epic
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 2,136

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 126 weeks ago

  • Snowman Bomb
  • These guys save the snowman the slow painful death of melting, I just wonder what they used, cuz it was pretty powerful!
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 1,517

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 126 weeks ago

  • Suitcase Flotation Device
  • This is so stupid even the anchor can't help from laughing. These are the things that give us Americans the bad rep.... and for that matter, what...
  • From: KingJalopy

    Views: 2,779

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 126 weeks ago

KingJalopy
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About Me
I am King Jalopy. I am a Conservative American, Left Handed, and play music. I currently live in Dallas, Texas. Fuck you too! Unless you're from Texas. If I repost, let me know, I will take it down. =)

Recently I have been accused of spamming everyone, this is simply not true. Obviously my account was hijacked by some prickless fagot, anyway, stop messaging me about it, I'm not doing it, take it up with eBaums, I have tried, and those fuckers won't do shit about it. Good Luck, this site is officialy SHIT!
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