Lazyboy1688's Submissions

  • Yo Mamma Jokes

  • [Joke] Yo Mamma Jokes

    Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. Yo Mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball. Yo...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 670

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Swearing Preacher

  • [Joke] Swearing Preacher

    There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 1,019

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Blind Man in a Restaurant

  • [Joke] Blind Man in a Restaurant

    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 506

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • New Bike For Christmas

  • [Joke] New Bike For Christmas

    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 762

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Mommy's Report Card

  • [Joke] Mommy's Report Card

    A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 702

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • The Paper Shredder

  • [Joke] The Paper Shredder

    Paper Shredder The new office boy stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary walking by asked....

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 995

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Old Man on Bus

  • [Joke] Old Man on Bus

    Old Man on the Bus An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 914

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • 11pm

  • [Audio] 11pm

    One of my pieces made with Audio Producer, Fruity Loops, Reason, and Acid.

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 842

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • Grandpa Hunting Story

  • [Joke] Grandpa Hunting Story

    An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild. Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We didn't...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 925

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • Black Parrot

  • [Joke] Black Parrot

    A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 619

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • The Unborn Triplets

  • [Joke] The Unborn Triplets

    Three unborn triplets are in their mother's womb. They are already discussing what they would want to be when they grow up. The first baby says,...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 586

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 190 weeks ago

  • A Farmer and His Wife

  • [Joke] A Farmer and His Wife

    A witty farmer grabs his wife's breast and says, "If we can get milk outta these, we can get rida' them damn cows!" He then grabs her...

  • From: Lazyboy1688

    Views: 751

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 190 weeks ago

Lazyboy1688
  • Lazyboy1688
  • Last login: 140 weeks ago
  • User Since: Oct 6, 2008
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About Me
I'm a 20 year old musician and college student. I'm majoring in Engineering in hope of being one of the best. I live on the Southside of Chicago, IL and I enjoy life to the fullest.
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