MiSsGaWjUs's Submissions
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- Irelands worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery just outside Dublin. Irish...
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- At a press conference Tipper Gore announced she was going on the campaign trail with her husband former vice president Al Gore for the 2004...
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- A camel and an elephant meet. The elephant asks the camel, 'Why have you got tits on your back?' The camel, clearly irritated, replies, 'What a...
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- John invited his mum to dinner. during the meal his mum couldnt help noticing how handsome her sons flatmate James was.While watching them interact,...
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- A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby and determined that...
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- Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and 1 woman. the rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that...
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- There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on turning the lights off. Well after 20...
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- A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 loaf of bread 1 banana 1 peach 1 lettuce 1 muesli bar 1 single frozen...
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- I shall seek and find you I shall take you to bed and control you I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan I will make you...
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- The next time your having a bad day, imagine this: your a siamese twin. Your brother, attached to you, is gay. Your not. He has a date coming over...
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- One afternoon a girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused her mother replied 'really...
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- The latest Becks beer advert in Scotland (displayed in pubs etc) is as follows: 'You dont have to be Posh to swallow Becks.'
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- Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of rome. One leans over and says to the other 'I've never come this way before.' The other...
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- Pornography is VERY educational, watching it you learn that: Women wear high heals to bed Men are never impotent When going down on a woman, 10...
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- A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the t.v and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it...
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- User Since: Feb 20, 2008
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