MidnightSonata's Submissions
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- Just some random Men Vs. Women pictures, nothing special.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,500
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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- A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They...
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 873
Comments: 1
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 6,410
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest
Panelists discuss whether stringent new suicide-vest laws would make sure only responsible people blow themselves up. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,335
Comments: 2
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 5,596
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the... -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 5,334
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Panelists discuss the "idgit," or idiot, voter -- the unpredictable, uninformed demographic that invariably decides elections.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,814
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,338
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - White House Announces 'Everything Great In Iraf'
Panelists discuss why the media and public are not paying more attention to the overwhelming success of the U.S.'s invasion of Iraf. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,234
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African...
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,640
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,752
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,326
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,435
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?
Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power. -
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Views: 3,951
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Report: Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,898
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[Video] The Onion - Bullshit Most Important Factor In 2008 Election
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,436
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- I'd do anything for love.....But I won't do that...Get the hell away from my Big Mac! D:
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,537
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- They would've gotten away with it, but the guy just couldn't resist singing.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 2,594
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Wonder if somebody would ever sleep on a plane again after waking up like that.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 3,549
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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- Not a very bright move to try and steer an ATV using strings while sitting in a trailer hitched to the back.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 3,490
Comments: 1
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,787
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - US Schools Trail World In Child Soldier Aptitude
A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,908
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- Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.
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From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,387
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[Video] The Onion - Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses
271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 3,011
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 200 weeks ago
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[Video] The Onion - 911 Conspiracy theories ridiculous - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. -
From: MidnightSonata
Views: 4,482
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 200 weeks ago
- MidnightSonata
- Last login: 126 weeks ago
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- User Since: Jul 27, 2008
- Uploads: 174
- Media Watched: 516
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