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- Great Truths That Adults Have Learned: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2...
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- Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize ...
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- This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to v...
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- A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an...
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- John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utt...
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- In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was lar...
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- A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clin...
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- Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was a...
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- When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
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- Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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- A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says &qu...
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- It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Ge...
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- Hi! This is Mary. I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination. Please leave your message before the ...
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- A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hu...
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- A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk...
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- Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side.
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- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser.
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Added: 174 weeks ago
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- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders
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