Shadeofdespair's Submissions

  • Comfortable Hotel
  • Apparantly an extremely comfortable hotel is one where everyone does nothing but fart all day. Perhaps there is such a thing as too comfortable...
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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Generous Hawk
  • A couple of guys are hanging out when a hawk flies overhead and decides to be generous with some meat
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Copping A Handful
  • Cop frisks a black dude who wears his pants a little too low and grabs a handful of something he might not have been looking for
  • From: Shadeofdespair

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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Measurements
  • A guy was in a bar playing pool with his pet monkey. The monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks and...
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    Views: 1,270

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • First Blow
  • Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube,...
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    Views: 1,299

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Old Oral Sex
  • An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fuck...
  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,007

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Built Like A Baby
  • A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they are about to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess....
  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,604

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Is It Clear?
  • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says,...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • I Want To Write
  • There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to...
  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 656

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Do Not Save Bitch
  • The feminist magazine Bitch is sinking into the hole and needs 40k to get out so they are asking for money. Don't do it...
  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 2,042

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

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I am The Dewy, currently attending ECU in NC and I have an amazing girlfriend so please ladies, try not to rape me.

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