Shadeofdespair's Submissions

  • Comfortable Hotel

  • [Video] Comfortable Hotel

    Apparantly an extremely comfortable hotel is one where everyone does nothing but fart all day. Perhaps there is such a thing as too comfortable...

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    Views: 1,765

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Generous Hawk

  • [Video] Generous Hawk

    A couple of guys are hanging out when a hawk flies overhead and decides to be generous with some meat

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,601

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Copping A Handful

  • [Video] Copping A Handful

    Cop frisks a black dude who wears his pants a little too low and grabs a handful of something he might not have been looking for

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,778

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Measurements

  • [Joke] Measurements

    A guy was in a bar playing pool with his pet monkey. The monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks and...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,270

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • First Blow

  • [Joke] First Blow

    Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube,...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,299

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Old Oral Sex

  • [Joke] Old Oral Sex

    An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fuck...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,007

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Built Like A Baby

  • [Joke] Built Like A Baby

    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they are about to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess....

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 1,604

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Is It Clear?

  • [Joke] Is It Clear?

    It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says,...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 703

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • I Want To Write

  • [Joke] I Want To Write

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 656

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Do Not Save Bitch

  • [Video] Do Not Save Bitch

    The feminist magazine Bitch is sinking into the hole and needs 40k to get out so they are asking for money. Don't do it...

  • From: Shadeofdespair

    Views: 2,042

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

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I am The Dewy, currently attending ECU in NC and I have an amazing girlfriend so please ladies, try not to rape me.

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