Shadow_Dawg's Submissions

  • Sandwiches
  • An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh, ham...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 1,367

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Coma
  • When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs....
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 690

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Having faith
  • It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 571

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Jack the ripper
  • What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 1,322

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • The laughing customer
  • A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 877

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Old orange man
  • An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrong with me. My dick is orange." The Dr. tells him to pull down his...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 863

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • The price of being good
  • 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 1,061

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Tricking a nun
  • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 747

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Worlds greatest blowjob
  • One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 1,619

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 146 weeks ago

  • Cinderella
  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked.
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 709

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • Going All night
  • A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have...
  • From: Shadow_Dawg

    Views: 471

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 183 weeks ago

Shadow_Dawg
  • Shadow_Dawg
  • Last login: 137 weeks ago
  • User Since: Nov 28, 2008
  • Uploads: 24
  • Media Watched: 365
  • Media Favorited: 0
eRep Stats What's this?

Points and Levels

  • eRep Points: 11,044
  • Reputation Level: Knob Polisher

Milestones

  • Featured Media: 0
  • Profile Views: 5,085
  • Subscribers: 0
Buddies (9)
Click buddy avatar to remove from list.
Subscriptions (0)