StaynHouston's Submissions
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- After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "...
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- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. ...
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- A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride ...
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- A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working...
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- 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. ...
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- The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her ...
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- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each h...
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- A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar an...
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- Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creati...
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- At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were...
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- A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's roug...
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- BEING IN THERAPY And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.....
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- MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. ...
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- 1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pi...
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- A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical a...
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- Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...
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- A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize tha...
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- The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ...
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- Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his effo...
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- Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my ...
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- StaynHouston
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