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  • Liver transplant
  • Yeah, I came in straight from the transplant. You know my cousin is on the board and everything, bumped me up past a bunch of kids. I was like,...
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    Added: 217 weeks ago

  • Staying Alive!
  • A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll...
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    Added: 217 weeks ago

  • Dwarf sports
  • Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? - Because the grass tickles their balls!
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Little johnny
  • # Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven...
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Construction
  • # There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Psychiatrists
  • # How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Sunburned
  • A young man finally got a date with a female of questionable morals that lived in his complex. To prepare for his date, the man went up on to the...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Tell me the name
  • After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender...
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Hamster and the bullfrog
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever...
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Fall Down Drunk
  • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some...
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • success
  • At age 4 success is… not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is… having friends. At age 16 success is… having a drivers license....
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Who you callin colored
  • When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun, I black. When I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I...
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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • The Password
  • A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • I love you in 20 languages
  • English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag...
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    Views: 1,695

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Adam and Eve
  • After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to...
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    Views: 2,130

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Red Tomatos
  • A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a...
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    Views: 1,693

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

Thegreatbill69
  • Thegreatbill69
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  • User Since: Mar 28, 2008
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About Me
My names Bill and this is what I do. I'm a witty sarcastic bastard that can make even the most uptight bitch crack a smile. I love a good conversation but there seems to be a severe lack of people with an IQ higher than their age. Shit, nothing makes sense, so I won't think about it. I'll run with this ignorance. Eat, sleep, fuck, and flee. In four words thats me. Restore my faith in humanity, please. I've got an Aim name for a reason. ABillKid Please don't waste my time.
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