Thegreatbill69's Submissions

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  • Liver transplant

  • [Joke] Liver transplant

    Yeah, I came in straight from the transplant. You know my cousin is on the board and everything, bumped me up past a bunch of kids. I was like,...

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    Views: 2,347

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 217 weeks ago

  • Staying Alive!

  • [Joke] Staying Alive!

    A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll...

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    Views: 1,372

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 217 weeks ago

  • Dwarf sports

  • [Joke] Dwarf sports

    Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? - Because the grass tickles their balls!

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    Views: 8,603

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Little johnny

  • [Joke] Little johnny

    # Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven...

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    Views: 1,480

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Construction

  • [Joke] Construction

    # There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it...

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    Views: 1,484

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Psychiatrists

  • [Joke] Psychiatrists

    # How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

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    Views: 764

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Sunburned

  • [Joke] Sunburned

    A young man finally got a date with a female of questionable morals that lived in his complex. To prepare for his date, the man went up on to the...

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    Views: 2,094

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Tell me the name

  • [Joke] Tell me the name

    After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender...

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    Views: 1,850

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Hamster and the bullfrog

  • [Joke] Hamster and the bullfrog

    A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever...

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    Views: 969

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Fall Down Drunk

  • [Joke] Fall Down Drunk

    A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some...

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    Views: 1,252

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • success

  • [Joke] success

    At age 4 success is… not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is… having friends. At age 16 success is… having a drivers license....

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    Views: 2,818

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Who you callin colored

  • [Joke] Who you callin colored

    When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun, I black. When I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I...

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    Views: 3,315

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • The Password

  • [Joke] The Password

    A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need...

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    Views: 2,797

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • I love you in 20 languages

  • [Joke] I love you in 20 languages

    English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag...

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    Views: 1,695

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Adam and Eve

  • [Joke] Adam and Eve

    After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to...

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    Views: 2,130

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • Red Tomatos

  • [Joke] Red Tomatos

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a...

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    Views: 1,693

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 218 weeks ago

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About Me
My names Bill and this is what I do. I'm a witty sarcastic bastard that can make even the most uptight bitch crack a smile. I love a good conversation but there seems to be a severe lack of people with an IQ higher than their age. Shit, nothing makes sense, so I won't think about it. I'll run with this ignorance. Eat, sleep, fuck, and flee. In four words thats me. Restore my faith in humanity, please. I've got an Aim name for a reason. ABillKid Please don't waste my time.
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