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    • What do you get?

    • Q: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo with a niqqer? A: A snowblower that won't work.
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    • "I've got Shingles"

    • A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I've got shingles." She said,...
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    • Ugliest Baby Ever

    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of...
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      Uploaded 02/04/2011
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    • 72 Virgins

    • After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you...
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      Uploaded 02/03/2011
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    • You'll fart your guts out

    • There once was an old couple who had been together for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart,...
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    • A dying old man

    • A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the...
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      Uploaded 01/20/2011
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    • At the dentist

    • The dentist pulls out a needle to give the man a shot. ‘No way! No needles! I hate needles,’ the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up...
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      Uploaded 01/20/2011
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    • Two little boys

    • Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2011
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    • Compassionate lawyer

    • One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2011
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    • Can't wait to get home

    • Two guys are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • Goriilla in heat

    • A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • Blonde painter

    • A blonde, looking to earn some extra money, decided to offer her services as a "handy woman" and started canvassing an affluent nearby...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • "How do I look?"

    • A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • Respect

    • Two men are fishing on a riverbank when they see a funeral procession passing by. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • My Privates died!

    • An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was...
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      Uploaded 01/07/2011
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    • Peace in the Middle East

    • A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one...
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      Uploaded 01/05/2011
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    • Tatooed girls

    • I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a...
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      Uploaded 01/05/2011
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    • A Day at the Zoo

    • It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
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      Uploaded 11/12/2010
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    • Ever Done Anything Wild?

    • An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man...
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      Uploaded 11/12/2010
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    • Don't Laugh

    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
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      Uploaded 11/11/2010
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    • 6 Minutes Late

    • There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet...
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      Uploaded 11/11/2010
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    • 6 Minutes Late

    • There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet...
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    • Student Project

    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 11/08/2010
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    • The Weekend

    • A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get...
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      Uploaded 11/08/2010
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    • Sunbathing in the Buff

    • A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private...
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      Uploaded 11/08/2010
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    • Hot Air Balloon

    • A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,...
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      Uploaded 11/08/2010
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    • Hookers Union Rules

    • A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the...
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      Uploaded 10/29/2010
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    • Satan goes to church

    • People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
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      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Monastic life

    • A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand....
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Old couple having sex

    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • We're going to Disneyland!

    • A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma...
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      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Time to start cussing

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
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      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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