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  • Dead Bird

  • [Joke] Dead Bird

    A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked up and said,...

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 1,081

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Car's

  • [Joke] Car's

    Why do blondes drive BMW’s? They cant spell porsche.

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 806

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Blonde Coffins

  • [Joke] Blonde Coffins

    Why are blonde coffins triangle?? They cant keep there legs closed.

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 1,173

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • At Gun Point

  • [Joke] At Gun Point

    There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette. A guy, with a gun, comes up to the red head and says, "I'm going to kill you any last...

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 2,005

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • The blonde that went to heaven

  • [Joke] The blonde that went to heaven

    A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red Head die and go to the steps of Heaven. There are 100 steps to get the gate of heaven each step god asks you a...

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 1,637

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Blonde catching cheating husband

  • [Joke] Blonde catching cheating husband

    One day a Blonde catches her husband in bed with another woman, she starts screamin at the husband then storms out the room to to go buy a gun....

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 1,903

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Bear and Rabbit

  • [Joke] Bear and Rabbit

    One day in the forest a Bear and a Rabbit were taking a shit near one another. The Bear turns to the Rabbit and says, "Hey Rabbit don’t you...

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 726

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Gay Dino

  • [Joke] Gay Dino

    What do u call a gay dinasoar? Mega- Soar -Ass

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 656

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Blonde Condom

  • [Joke] Blonde Condom

    Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later.

  • From: Tomtastic

    Views: 928

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

Tomtastic
  • Tomtastic
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About Me
I have a twisted sense of humor, I laugh at things that I should not be laughing at but… I just can't help myself.
So. . . I’m in NYC and I see somebody fall, I begin to laugh hysterically because. . . it’s funny. . . What’s not should not be laughing at is the fact that it’s a 90 year old lady and people are walking over her.
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