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  • Naughty Nuns
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    Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town. One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those Navy...
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    Comments: 467

    Favorited: 6

    Added: 213 weeks ago

  • Evolution, science and religion
  • For those used to my accounts of Tokyo life, please forgive this short digression.  A little while ago there was a blog asking for proof of the...
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    Views: 518

    Comments: 25

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Transports of earthly delight?
  • It has been a bit hard to write recently, as I have finally managed to get some (almost) real work here in Tokyo.  This has led to my first...
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    Views: 1,401

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • Sweet things
  • I recently discovered a traditional sweet shop close to my home where the current owner is the sixth generation of sweetmaker in the same place - the...
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    Views: 515

    Comments: 11

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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Off on holiday
  • Just a short blog before I go off on my holidays - well I say holidays, its two weeks with my in-laws, but the sea-food will be very good (and also...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 148 weeks ago

  • A summer night Festival
  • It has been really hot today, the cicadas have been performing their selfish chorus ("Me, Me, Me, Meeeeeee, Me Me") all afternoon and since it was a...
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    Comments: 6

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    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • The Barefoot Blogger
  • According to a survey I read recently (the Japanese love surveys, and the newspapers are full of them) the two aspects of Japanese life that...
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    Comments: 14

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • Watching the Sumo
  • Today its been hot and wet - and to quote Robin Williams that's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the (urban) jungle. ...
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    Comments: 10

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    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • Not just raw fish...
  • So what do you know about Japanese food?  Raw fish and rice?  If you are interested I'll explain a bit about the food here (if not feel free to get...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 150 weeks ago

  • Moving downtown in Tokyo
  • After all the stresses of finding an apartment, moving, white goods and furniture shopping all while trying to entertain bored children and...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 150 weeks ago

  • Moving
  •     As I haven't been a regular contributor here, I should explain that I'm an Englishman living in Tokyo - after 18 years living in London (the one...
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    Comments: 21

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • An old fart writes....
  • Not my first Blog entry, but the first for a long while.  The following entry contains examples of lexophillia and polysyllabry that some younger...
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    Views: 1,222

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • Bird crap
  • Q: What should you do if a bird craps on your car? A: Don't take her driving again!!!
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    Views: 312

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • The Rabi and the Priest
  • A Priest and a Rabi were next door neighbours, and each constantly strived to outdo the other. So, when the Rabi had a new car delivered, the Priest...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Initiation Rite
  • An anthropologist was working with an African tribe, and in order to better understand their society he asked to undertake the initiation rite for...
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    Views: 407

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Initiation Rite
  • An anthropologist was working with an African tribe, and in order to better understand their society he asked to undertake the initiation rite for...
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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Erotic and perverted
  • Q: What is the difference between erotic and perverted? A: Erotic is using a feather... ... and perverted is using the whole chicken!
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    Views: 1,393

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Girls
  • If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice... ...how come they taste of anchovy?
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    Views: 409

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • White Horse
  • A white horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours his beer, and to make conversation says "Funny you should ask for a beer and...
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    Views: 2,647

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • psychotherapists
  • Q: How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but the lightbulb must really want to change...
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    Views: 384

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • The wonderful pig
  • A man driving past a farmyard sees a pig with a wooden leg. Curious, he stops and asks the farmer about it. "That pig is one helluva a beast...
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    Views: 548

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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • soul duck
  • Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A: Stick it in vinegar until its Bill Withers!
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    Views: 893

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • Deadly dog
  • A man walks into a bar, and asks whether the owner of a Rotweiller is in. A large tattooed guy admits the dog is his, and the first man rather...
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    Views: 678

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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • Drunk and the Mechanic
  • A drunk came across a man with his head under the bonnet (*that's hood America) of his car, obviously trying to fix it. "What happened to...
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    Views: 1,774

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

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