aablueangel's Submissions

  • Death During Sex

  • [Joke] Death During Sex

    DEATH DURING SEX Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 1,163

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Dogs, Men and Women

  • [Joke] Dogs, Men and Women

    DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 698

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • I grant you one wish

  • [Joke] I grant you one wish

    A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 908

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • The plumber is here

  • [Joke] The plumber is here

    A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 981

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Shy but not stupid

  • [Joke] Shy but not stupid

    A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 1,189

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Last Day on the Job

  • [Joke] Last Day on the Job

    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 1,277

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Birthday Present

  • [Joke] Birthday Present

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 1,270

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Advantages Of Being A Woman

  • [Joke] Advantages Of Being A Woman

    Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 1,014

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • ABC's of ex girlfriends

  • [Joke] ABC's of ex girlfriends

    A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 694

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • A Really Bad Day

  • [Joke] A Really Bad Day

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 675

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

  • [Joke] 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 568

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

  • [Joke] 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 557

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Girls night Out

  • [Joke] Girls night Out

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 642

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Elderly Couple

  • [Joke] Elderly Couple

    An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 510

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 135 weeks ago

  • Actual School Excuse Notes

  • [Joke] Actual School Excuse Notes

    These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: - My son is under a doctor’s...

  • From: aablueangel

    Views: 645

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 135 weeks ago

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I love Basketball. I have a girls basketball team.That I love to death. I love to make people laugh and I love to hang out with my friends.
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