aablueangel's Submissions

  • Death During Sex
  • DEATH DURING SEX Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician...
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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Dogs, Men and Women
  • DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a...
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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • I grant you one wish
  • A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,...
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  • The plumber is here
  • A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one...
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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Shy but not stupid
  • A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over...
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    Comments: 6

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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Last Day on the Job
  • It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Birthday Present
  • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Advantages Of Being A Woman
  • Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • ABC's of ex girlfriends
  • A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • A Really Bad Day
  • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
  • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Girls night Out
  • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
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  • Elderly Couple
  • An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"...
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    Added: 135 weeks ago

  • Actual School Excuse Notes
  • These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: - My son is under a doctor’s...
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    Comments: 4

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    Added: 135 weeks ago

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I love Basketball. I have a girls basketball team.That I love to death. I love to make people laugh and I love to hang out with my friends.
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