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  • Childbirth

  • [Joke] Childbirth

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish...

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    Views: 537

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Nurses in Heaven

  • [Joke] Nurses in Heaven

    Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said,...

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    Views: 698

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Extraction

  • [Joke] Extraction

    Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's...

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    Views: 580

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Art Appreciation

  • [Joke] Art Appreciation

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad...

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    Views: 1,546

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Time to Go

  • [Joke] Time to Go

    As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining room...

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    Views: 414

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Not Done

  • [Joke] Not Done

    While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so...

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    Views: 437

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Hunting for Church

  • [Joke] Hunting for Church

    A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The...

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    Views: 514

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Hundred Dollar Bill

  • [Joke] Hundred Dollar Bill

    Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in...

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    Views: 608

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • G.A.S.H

  • [Joke] G.A.S.H

    A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a...

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    Views: 747

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Wrong Rescue

  • [Joke] Wrong Rescue

    Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman...

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    Views: 549

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • The Sermon

  • [Joke] The Sermon

    A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned...

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    Views: 337

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Sneaking In

  • [Joke] Sneaking In

    A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance...

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    Views: 361

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Missing Husband

  • [Joke] Missing Husband

    A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall,...

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    Views: 370

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • A Fishing Lure

  • [Joke] A Fishing Lure

    A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes....

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    Views: 363

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Slightly Confused

  • [Joke] Slightly Confused

    An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was...

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    Views: 642

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 183 weeks ago

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