alittlegassy's Submissions

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  • Welfare kids

  • [Joke] Welfare kids

    Martha was applying for welfare. The social worker asked her for the names of her five sons sitting with her. "Well, this is my oldest, his...

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    Views: 508

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Japanese sex

  • [Joke] Japanese sex

    A japanese girl was having sex and accidently farted, she said "oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy back hole blow you kiss"

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    Views: 1,260

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Bacon vs Fries

  • [Picture] Bacon vs Fries

    In what can't be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election...

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    Views: 298

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Female compassion

  • [Joke] Female compassion

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The...

  • From: alittlegassy

    Views: 511

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Spanish lesson for the day

  • [Joke] Spanish lesson for the day

    Subject: Spanish lesson for the day 1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes...

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    Views: 663

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • The nun at hooters

  • [Joke] The nun at hooters

    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a...

  • From: alittlegassy

    Views: 1,102

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

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22 and loving it. I'm around 5' 5 126 lb. Strawberry blonde hair and hazel eyes. Finally graduated nursing school. I'm here to make friends and to make fun of others. I'm straight , so no tunasniffers message me.
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