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  • 100 dollars

  • [Joke] 100 dollars

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the...

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    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Ol' Blue...

  • [Joke] Ol' Blue...

    A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He...

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    Views: 872

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • What did Obama prove?

  • [Joke] What did Obama prove?

    Q: What did Obama prove by moving into the white house? A: That no matter how successful a nigga is, he is still livin' in government...

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    Views: 1,046

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • concave

  • [Blog] concave

    you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo...

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • ballsack lick bag

  • [Blog] ballsack lick bag

     you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo...

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    Views: 361

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • chode

  • [Blog] chode

    i love it and i know a lot of you people love it to, you just won't admit it in a publically gay forum but oh well.  i think my 256 character limit...

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    Views: 384

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Football Joke

  • [Joke] Football Joke

    If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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    Views: 859

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Famous People, Stupid Quotes

  • [Joke] Famous People, Stupid Quotes

    (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and...

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    Views: 1,677

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • The jeweler

  • [Joke] The jeweler

    A gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a...

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    Views: 461

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • The Bailout Explained

  • [Joke] The Bailout Explained

    The Bail Out Explained Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day....

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    Views: 515

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • high school reunion

  • [Joke] high school reunion

    4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their...

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    Views: 985

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Amazing Artwork

  • [Gallery] Amazing Artwork

    Done with Watermelons and Eggs. The egg shells were cut with a high intensity precision Laser Beam

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    Views: 325

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Hilary, Biden, and Obama

  • [Joke] Hilary, Biden, and Obama

    Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved?...

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    Views: 509

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • Bull Mating

  • [Joke] Bull Mating

    My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a...

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    Views: 3,502

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 190 weeks ago

  • How Old Am I?

  • [Joke] How Old Am I?

    A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops...

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    Views: 804

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 190 weeks ago

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