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  • 100 dollars
  • A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the...
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    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Ol' Blue...
  • A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • What did Obama prove?
  • Q: What did Obama prove by moving into the white house? A: That no matter how successful a nigga is, he is still livin' in government...
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    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • concave
  • you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo...
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  • ballsack lick bag
  •  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo doo heads  you all are ballsack lick baggers you doo...
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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • chode
  • i love it and i know a lot of you people love it to, you just won't admit it in a publically gay forum but oh well.  i think my 256 character limit...
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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Football Joke
  • If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Famous People, Stupid Quotes
  • (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and...
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    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • The jeweler
  • A gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a...
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    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • The Bailout Explained
  • The Bail Out Explained Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day....
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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • high school reunion
  • 4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their...
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    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Amazing Artwork
  • Done with Watermelons and Eggs. The egg shells were cut with a high intensity precision Laser Beam
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    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Hilary, Biden, and Obama
  • Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved?...
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    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • Bull Mating
  • My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a...
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    Added: 190 weeks ago

  • How Old Am I?
  • A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops...
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    Comments: 7

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    Added: 190 weeks ago

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