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  • No Sex Tonight
  • One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to he...
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    Views: 1,203

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 144 weeks ago

  • I'm Fat
  • So I make faces to make people laugh.
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    Views: 655

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Sexy chick and a Gynecologist
  • A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his p...
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    Views: 2,367

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Chinese Names
  • How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs... CHING CHANG CHONG...
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    Views: 1,350

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Over Demotivation
  • Now this picture looks like that 3d pong game.
  • asphyx

    Views: 6,383

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 197 weeks ago

  • James Brown
  • Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
  • asphyx

    Views: 657

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 203 weeks ago

  • Chuck and the Road
  • Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Nobody's sure, nobody wants to ask, we'll just assume ther...
  • asphyx

    Views: 1,062

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Divorce
  • Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
  • asphyx

    Views: 1,208

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Tired
  • This is the definition.
  • asphyx

    Views: 1,568

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • Tired
  • This is the definition.
  • asphyx

    Views: 320

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • What is this?
  • Nobody's sure, but his mustache is tits.
  • asphyx

    Views: 956

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • Fukazaki
  • He sings karaoke.
  • asphyx

    Views: 335

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • Fukazaki
  • He sings karaoke.
  • asphyx

    Views: 372

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 208 weeks ago

User Profile

  • asphyx
  • Last login: 27 weeks ago
  • User Since: Jan 18, 2007
  • Uploads: 37
  • Media Watched: 5,241
  • Media Favorited: 45

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  • eRep Points: 41,502
  • Reputation Level: Tadpole

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  • Featured Media: 0
  • Profile Views: 12,749
  • Subscribers: 2

About Me

I'm from LA. I play sports and music. I wish every comment and rating I give gave me 500 million erep points to I could sell the shit on ebay for a living.

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High Scores

Immigration

High Score: 2911
Helicopter

High Score: 2554
Amoeba

High Score: 12416
Streets of Fire

High Score: 451386
Curveball

High Score: 17840
Robot Attack

High Score: 1249
Rumble Ball

High Score: 4050
Bloody Penguin

High Score: 10935