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No Sex Tonight
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to he...

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Added: 28 weeks ago

Sexy chick and a Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his p...

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Added: 79 weeks ago

Chinese Names
How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs... CHING CHANG CHONG...

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Added: 79 weeks ago

Chuck and the Road
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Nobody's sure, nobody wants to ask, we'll just assume ther...

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Added: 88 weeks ago

Divorce
Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

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Added: 88 weeks ago

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