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No Sex Tonight
No Sex Tonight
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to he...

From: asphyx

Views: 859

Comments: 6

Favorited: 0

Added: 28 weeks ago



Sexy chick and a Gynecologist
Sexy chick and a Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his p...

From: asphyx

Views: 889

Comments: 2

Favorited: 0

Added: 79 weeks ago



Chinese Names
Chinese Names
How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs... CHING CHANG CHONG...

From: asphyx

Views: 414

Comments: 2

Favorited: 0

Added: 79 weeks ago



Chuck and the Road
Chuck and the Road
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Nobody's sure, nobody wants to ask, we'll just assume ther...

From: asphyx

Views: 871

Comments: 7

Favorited: 1

Added: 88 weeks ago



Divorce
Divorce
Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

From: asphyx

Views: 881

Comments: 4

Favorited: 0

Added: 88 weeks ago







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