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  • cougars

  • [Picture] cougars

    Why would you want jailbait when she can fk your brains out while the lasagna's baking, and then make your car payment?

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    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 5

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • 0 to 200 in six seconds

  • [Joke] 0 to 200 in six seconds

    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...

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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • SPITZER

  • [Picture] SPITZER

    I didn't know they could stack hypocrisy that high.

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • SPITZER

  • [Picture] SPITZER

    I didn't know they could stack hypocrisy that high.

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • Division of domestic labor

  • [Joke] Division of domestic labor

    WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it,...

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    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • UGLY

  • [Picture] UGLY

    That shit goes all the way to the bone.

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    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • UGLY

  • [Picture] UGLY

    That shit goes all the way to the bone.

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    Views: 630

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • TxDOT Employee

  • [Joke] TxDOT Employee

    A Texas Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a...

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    Views: 1,072

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 221 weeks ago

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'sup.... I'm a professional investor and part-time doggy-daycare employee. Seriously. Keep an eye on Smartmoney magazine here in a coupla weeks... they're doing a write-up on me. Other than that, just chillin.
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