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  • Constipated Man

  • [Joke] Constipated Man

    Q: What did the constipated man say when he was late? A: I don't have time for this shit!

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 840

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Vegetarians

  • [Joke] Vegetarians

    What's the difference between Ebaums Users and Vegetarians with no self-control? Nothing, they both secretly shove weiners in their mouths.

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 361

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Funny Unjoke! 3

  • [Joke] Funny Unjoke! 3

    A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine...

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 758

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Funny Unjoke! 2

  • [Joke] Funny Unjoke! 2

    A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the...

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 1,433

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Funny Unjoke!! 1

  • [Joke] Funny Unjoke!! 1

    Three men are stranded on a deserted island. After days with no food or water, they find a lamp washed up on the sand. they rub the lamp and a genie...

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 607

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Dead Penis

  • [Joke] Dead Penis

    A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling...

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 1,264

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • Idiot Bike

  • [Joke] Idiot Bike

    Q:What do you get when you cross an idiot and a bike? A: A bike riding an idiot.

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 600

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Prank E-mail.

  • [Picture] Prank E-mail.

    I made a fake e-mail account and sent this to my friend as a prank. He hates them It was a couple years ago but his expression was priceless. We told...

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 295

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Bartender

  • [Joke] Bartender

    A man and a woman were sitting at a bar, the man let out a sigh and and uttered. "Well that's just not right." abruptly the woman asked....

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 302

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • cookie

  • [Video] cookie

    theres 3 seconds of your life youre never getting back.

  • From: bestfriend

    Views: 2,832

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 237 weeks ago

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