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  • fan mail

  • [Blog] fan mail

    So I just recieved this charming little pm. I thought i would post it so everyone can enjoy it as much as i did. Or if you find it too offensive,...

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    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • ebaum bullshiters

  • [Blog] ebaum bullshiters

    So, I am very drunk, and generally when I am drunk, my joy in life comes from calling out bullshitters. Todays targets are Haumight and bluenote. As...

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    Views: 660

    Comments: 24

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Why is my woman weak

  • [Blog] Why is my woman weak

    I have a question that science and religion most suredly cannot answer. Why is my woman so weak? Every time she tries to open a glass jar, she...

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    Views: 2,038

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Suicide technique

  • [Blog] Suicide technique

    If anyone is planning an killing themselves soon, it is very important to be prepared. The city of San Francisco just saw fit to approve the...

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    Views: 979

    Comments: 25

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 190 weeks ago

  • I pod Question

  • [Blog] I pod Question

    I have an Ipod and a fairly new set of headphones. My problem is that as I listen to my ipod, the sound will be in both ears, and then to only one or...

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    Views: 596

    Comments: 14

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • Vote Green Party

  • [Blog] Vote Green Party

    So for some reason, Ralph Nadar isnt running on the Green party ticket this year. So you should go out and vote green. Who are they running you may...

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    Views: 309

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • I just got this PM

  • [Blog] I just got this PM

    I just received this charming little PM. I have no idea who the person who sent it to me is. Hell, I have no idea what the hell it means. I figured I...

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    Views: 695

    Comments: 12

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • McCain sucks

  • [Blog] McCain sucks

    So John McCain just suspended his presidential campaign and pulled out of the debate. Gee, there is a surprise. McCain doesnt want to debate Obama....

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    Views: 341

    Comments: 20

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Pass the bailout

  • [Blog] Pass the bailout

    This bailout needs to pass, and it needs to pass now. For those of you that do not understand what is going on, here it goes. Every single investment...

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    Views: 427

    Comments: 28

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • I support eshel

  • [Blog] I support eshel

    Eschel is a total douchebag. There is nothing even remotely positive about his presence. He should leave. Since he was a big enough douchebag to tell...

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    Views: 394

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Monkey fucking

  • [Blog] Monkey fucking

    So I was considering purchasing an ape, just like Michael Jackson did, but I had a few scientific questions about the whole process. My main question...

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    Views: 441

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • wow

  • [Picture] wow

    Worlds shortest man meets women with longest legs

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • wow

  • [Picture] wow

    shortest man meets woman with longest legs

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    Views: 356

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • BIG Z MOFOS

  • [Blog] BIG Z MOFOS

    Big Z, Carlos Zambrano just no hit the good for nothing Astros at a neutral field. Maybe the Stros were too busy bitching about the fact that the...

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    Views: 1,142

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Bigwilli Story Contest Entry 2

  • [Blog] Bigwilli Story Contest Entry 2

    When I was younger my friends and I would play a game where we snuck into my parents liquor cabinent and stole most of their booze. Just kidding. I...

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    Views: 351

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • I forgot

  • [Blog] I forgot

    I forgot one of the worst things Reagan did. He distroyed health and human services. He basically opened the mental hospitals. These people would...

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    Views: 410

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Another UofL3000 blog

  • [Blog] Another UofL3000 blog

    So it has been all of about ten minutes since the last uofl blog, and I have yet another question. So uofl gets banned, and ebaums shoves an ip ban...

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    Views: 460

    Comments: 24

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

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About Me
My name is big willi, but not because I have a large penis. I am actually hung like a housefly. My name is big willi because my name is willi and I am very, very fat. Gross even.

Just thought I would clear up that common misconception.

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