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  • fan mail
  • So I just recieved this charming little pm. I thought i would post it so everyone can enjoy it as much as i did. Or if you find it too offensive,...
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    Comments: 12

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    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • ebaum bullshiters
  • So, I am very drunk, and generally when I am drunk, my joy in life comes from calling out bullshitters. Todays targets are Haumight and bluenote. As...
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    Views: 660

    Comments: 24

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Why is my woman weak
  • I have a question that science and religion most suredly cannot answer. Why is my woman so weak? Every time she tries to open a glass jar, she...
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    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Suicide technique
  • If anyone is planning an killing themselves soon, it is very important to be prepared. The city of San Francisco just saw fit to approve the...
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    Comments: 25

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    Added: 190 weeks ago

  • I pod Question
  • I have an Ipod and a fairly new set of headphones. My problem is that as I listen to my ipod, the sound will be in both ears, and then to only one or...
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    Comments: 14

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    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • Vote Green Party
  • So for some reason, Ralph Nadar isnt running on the Green party ticket this year. So you should go out and vote green. Who are they running you may...
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    Views: 309

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • I just got this PM
  • I just received this charming little PM. I have no idea who the person who sent it to me is. Hell, I have no idea what the hell it means. I figured I...
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    Comments: 12

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • McCain sucks
  • So John McCain just suspended his presidential campaign and pulled out of the debate. Gee, there is a surprise. McCain doesnt want to debate Obama....
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    Comments: 20

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Pass the bailout
  • This bailout needs to pass, and it needs to pass now. For those of you that do not understand what is going on, here it goes. Every single investment...
  • From: bigwilli

    Views: 427

    Comments: 28

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • I support eshel
  • Eschel is a total douchebag. There is nothing even remotely positive about his presence. He should leave. Since he was a big enough douchebag to tell...
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    Views: 394

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • Monkey fucking
  • So I was considering purchasing an ape, just like Michael Jackson did, but I had a few scientific questions about the whole process. My main question...
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    Views: 441

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • wow
  • Worlds shortest man meets women with longest legs
  • From: bigwilli

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • wow
  • shortest man meets woman with longest legs
  • From: bigwilli

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • BIG Z MOFOS
  • Big Z, Carlos Zambrano just no hit the good for nothing Astros at a neutral field. Maybe the Stros were too busy bitching about the fact that the...
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    Views: 1,142

    Comments: 12

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    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Bigwilli Story Contest Entry 2
  • When I was younger my friends and I would play a game where we snuck into my parents liquor cabinent and stole most of their booze. Just kidding. I...
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    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • I forgot
  • I forgot one of the worst things Reagan did. He distroyed health and human services. He basically opened the mental hospitals. These people would...
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    Views: 410

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Another UofL3000 blog
  • So it has been all of about ten minutes since the last uofl blog, and I have yet another question. So uofl gets banned, and ebaums shoves an ip ban...
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    Views: 460

    Comments: 24

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

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About Me
My name is big willi, but not because I have a large penis. I am actually hung like a housefly. My name is big willi because my name is willi and I am very, very fat. Gross even.

Just thought I would clear up that common misconception.

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