blitzkrieg564's Submissions

  • Psychic

  • [Joke] Psychic

    What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

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    Views: 578

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 152 weeks ago

  • Drinking Problem

  • [Joke] Drinking Problem

    Little Johnny goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, i have a drinking problem. I need help." His mom, of course, freaks out. She yells,...

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    Views: 689

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • Screwed Twice

  • [Joke] Screwed Twice

    A woman was shopping in a store and started heading to the check-out. When she was up, the cashier looked at her and then looked at her two sons she...

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    Views: 683

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Pussy and Bitch

  • [Joke] Pussy and Bitch

    A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at...

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    Views: 771

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Rye Bread

  • [Joke] Rye Bread

    Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex...

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    Views: 1,044

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Holloween Party

  • [Joke] Holloween Party

    There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the...

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    Views: 499

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Just Can't Win

  • [Joke] Just Can't Win

    A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was...

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    Views: 846

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Before and After Marriage

  • [Joke] Before and After Marriage

    BEFORE - You take my breath away. AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating. BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a...

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    Views: 366

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Doctors Notes Unedited

  • [Joke] Doctors Notes Unedited

    1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it ...

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    Views: 630

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Things My Mother Taught Me

  • [Joke] Things My Mother Taught Me

    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My...

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    Views: 298

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Pierre the Fighter Pilot

  • [Joke] Pierre the Fighter Pilot

    It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of...

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    Views: 456

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Sex Wisdom

  • [Joke] Sex Wisdom

    -- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. -- Oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak. -- Sex is like bridge game:...

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    Views: 824

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Damn Ham

  • [Joke] Damn Ham

    One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given. Mrs. Johnson had...

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    Views: 1,842

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Bet Your Ass

  • [Joke] Bet Your Ass

    Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's dad thinks, "I'll get a...

  • From: blitzkrieg564

    Views: 1,001

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Little Johnny Obama

  • [Joke] Little Johnny Obama

    Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related...

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    Views: 1,288

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 188 weeks ago

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