buckjoseph's Submissions

  • Check Please, Waiter!

  • [Joke] Check Please, Waiter!

    I ate at a very fine restaurant the other day, and the waiter asked me if I was ready for my check. I then replied: "Yes please. Make it out to my...

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 288

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: Last week

  • I Was a Pill

  • [Joke] I Was a Pill

    I dreamed that I was a pill, and I was afraid that I'd wake up inside of Jim Morrison!

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 40

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 13 weeks ago

  • Stardu...m...?

  • [Joke] Stardu...m...?

    I look to the stars and I realize that one day I will be one of them. That can be interpreted in a variety of ways. Stardu...m...? Joke by:...

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 107

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 15 weeks ago

  • Wake Up To No Dream

  • [Joke] Wake Up To No Dream

    I woke up this morning. It was just a dream. Then I woke up for real. I was relieved, because I couldn't handle waking-up again! Joke by Joseph D....

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 187

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 15 weeks ago

  • Guberment Is Fat

  • [Joke] Guberment Is Fat

    If all of the politicians in the world traded their corruption with fat, they would instantly die of Diabetes! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith.

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 57

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 15 weeks ago

  • Aspied

  • [Joke] Aspied

    An Aspie walks into a bar and he get's drunk. He then tells the bartender: "You know what? I've never had any inhibitions in the...

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 349

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 20 weeks ago

  • Stop-Sign Crash

  • [Joke] Stop-Sign Crash

    A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith

  • From: buckjoseph

    Views: 468

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 28 weeks ago

buckjoseph
  • buckjoseph
  • Last login: Last week
  • User Since: Jun 15, 2009
  • Uploads: 17
  • Media Watched: 331
  • Media Favorited: 3
eRep Stats What's this?

Points and Levels

  • eRep Points: 2,383
  • Reputation Level: Bong Water

Milestones

  • Featured Media: 0
  • Profile Views: 4,076
  • Subscribers: 0
About Me
I have Asperger Syndrome, a mild form of autism. The only difference is that I can communicate, but it is still difficult for me to handle social situations... But besides that point, I'm just happy that I get to share my sense of humor, whether people like it or not.

I am the author of the book The Legendary Graduate, by my real name, Joseph Smith.
Buddies (0)
Click buddy avatar to remove from list.
Subscriptions (0)