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  • don't say these at work!
  • 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3....
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    Added: 116 weeks ago

  • joke
  • ALL PUNS INTENDED ... 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 616

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 116 weeks ago

  • The tunnel
  • The Tunnel Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 938

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • funny joke
  • Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 566

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • my kind of doctor
  • Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's...
  • From: bullseyerock

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • so close
  • dumbasses never learn. this dumbass nearly gets turned into hamburger
  • From: bullseyerock

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    Added: 158 weeks ago

  • puddles
  • Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the...
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    Views: 871

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 158 weeks ago

  • lifesavers
  • A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 158 weeks ago

  • Condom slogans
  • LIST OF SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 1,833

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 159 weeks ago

  • funny way to answer the phone
  • You've called the Psychiatric ward. - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 2,718

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 159 weeks ago

  • do you believe in genies?
  • Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the...
  • From: bullseyerock

    Views: 498

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 159 weeks ago

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