celticskunk's Submissions

  • Teen sex
  • An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Emergency roadside assistance
  • Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the...
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    Views: 591

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Ear Hair
  • EAR HAIR My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • The cowboy  the lesbian
  • An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned...
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    Views: 799

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Friggin' cops
  • A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Nuns and a huge cock
  • Three nuns were walking through central park when a flasher appeared and exposed a gigantic hard-on. The first nun looked at it and had a stroke. The...
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    Views: 1,160

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • No easy piece
  • A man returns from 9 months at sea with no women. With a fist full of money from his paycheck, he goes looking for hookers. Every hooker he found...
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    Views: 521

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Biggest Dick
  • A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all...
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    Views: 1,002

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Masturbation
  • In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they...
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    Views: 549

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Cussing in Church
  • A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church. "The astonished...
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    Views: 551

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Old man, young pussy
  • An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,...
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    Comments: 4

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    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Muldoon  his dog.
  • Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...
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    Views: 441

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Almost pussy
  • A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said,...
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    Views: 559

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Masturbate
  • Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
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    Views: 786

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Sore Pussy
  • A gorgeous blond walks into a bar and orders 3 Budweisers. She drinks them and get gets so slammed she screws the bartender and both customers in the...
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    Views: 968

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Ice Cream
  • A woman goes into a shoe store looking for new shoes. A young salesman comes over to help her out, and while he's helping her try on shoe after...
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    Views: 454

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Everybody loves golf
  • It was a sunny morning, a little before 8am, on the first hole of a busy course. A man was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming...
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    Views: 308

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 207 weeks ago

  • Saran wrap
  • A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing, except he's wrapped himself in plastic wrap. "Doc, I really need your help. Can you...
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    Views: 350

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

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