celticskunk's Submissions

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  • Teen sex

  • [Joke] Teen sex

    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a...

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    Views: 1,305

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Emergency roadside assistance

  • [Joke] Emergency roadside assistance

    Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the...

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    Views: 591

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Ear Hair

  • [Joke] Ear Hair

    EAR HAIR My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He...

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    Views: 702

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • The cowboy the lesbian

  • [Joke] The cowboy the lesbian

    An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned...

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    Views: 799

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Friggin' cops

  • [Joke] Friggin' cops

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did...

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    Views: 533

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Nuns and a huge cock

  • [Joke] Nuns and a huge cock

    Three nuns were walking through central park when a flasher appeared and exposed a gigantic hard-on. The first nun looked at it and had a stroke. The...

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    Views: 1,160

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • No easy piece

  • [Joke] No easy piece

    A man returns from 9 months at sea with no women. With a fist full of money from his paycheck, he goes looking for hookers. Every hooker he found...

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    Views: 521

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Biggest Dick

  • [Joke] Biggest Dick

    A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all...

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    Views: 1,002

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Masturbation

  • [Joke] Masturbation

    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they...

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    Views: 549

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

  • Cussing in Church

  • [Joke] Cussing in Church

    A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church. "The astonished...

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    Views: 551

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Old man, young pussy

  • [Joke] Old man, young pussy

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,...

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    Views: 803

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Muldoon his dog.

  • [Joke] Muldoon his dog.

    Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...

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    Views: 441

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Almost pussy

  • [Joke] Almost pussy

    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said,...

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    Views: 559

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Masturbate

  • [Joke] Masturbate

    Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...

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    Views: 786

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Sore Pussy

  • [Joke] Sore Pussy

    A gorgeous blond walks into a bar and orders 3 Budweisers. She drinks them and get gets so slammed she screws the bartender and both customers in the...

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    Views: 968

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Ice Cream

  • [Joke] Ice Cream

    A woman goes into a shoe store looking for new shoes. A young salesman comes over to help her out, and while he's helping her try on shoe after...

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    Views: 454

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Everybody loves golf

  • [Joke] Everybody loves golf

    It was a sunny morning, a little before 8am, on the first hole of a busy course. A man was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming...

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    Views: 308

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 207 weeks ago

  • Saran wrap

  • [Joke] Saran wrap

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing, except he's wrapped himself in plastic wrap. "Doc, I really need your help. Can you...

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    Views: 350

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

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