chimique1's Submissions

  • Wack-A-Flie

  • [Joke] Wack-A-Flie

    How do you kill 50 flies in one hit? * * Wack an african kid on the face with a shovel.

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    Views: 691

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • 0 Gravity Stupidity

  • [Joke] 0 Gravity Stupidity

    When NASA first sent an astronaute into space, thay found out that ball point pens did not work in 0 gravity. So, to correct the problem, they spent...

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 791

    Comments: 12

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Scared To Travel

  • [Joke] Scared To Travel

    Micheal: This summer, I'm taking a trip to Vancouver. Paul: Wow! Are you going there by plane? Micheal: No way, I'm too scared a terrorist could...

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    Views: 760

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Changed Positions

  • [Joke] Changed Positions

    A young woman goes to see her doctor. She tells him she's been having pains in her knees. -- Well, said the doctor, whatever you do on your knees,...

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    Views: 1,528

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Duhnut

  • [Joke] Duhnut

    Jim: Hey, you know how to make doughnuts? Tom: Yeah, it's very simple. Jim: Show me. Tom: Well, you take a hole and wrap dough around it!

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 821

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Math Problems

  • [Joke] Math Problems

    Joanne: What a perfect couple! Anne: Why so? Joanne: Well, she's a math teacher and he's full of problems!

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    Views: 591

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Dirty Mexicans

  • [Joke] Dirty Mexicans

    Dude1: Last night, a bunch of exican thiefs came into our house and stole everything except for the towels the shampoo and the soap. Dude 2: Shit! I...

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    Views: 1,444

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Punk Rat

  • [Joke] Punk Rat

    What is a porcupine? « « A rat with a punk hair style!

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    Views: 723

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • BookWorm

  • [Joke] BookWorm

    Where is a guy always certain to find a girl? « « In the dicionnary.

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 619

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • History Lesson

  • [Joke] History Lesson

    Two men, an american and a canadian, wanted to know what their countries we're like 80 years ago. So they décide to become amature archologists....

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    Views: 821

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • North Pole Adventure

  • [Joke] North Pole Adventure

    Two friend arrive to the North Pole after 2 weeks. After having built an igloo, one of then leaves to find some food. After an hour, he comes back...

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    Views: 1,558

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Water Damn

  • [Joke] Water Damn

    Wha did the fish say when he hit a wall? « « DAMN!

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 547

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Dead Spin

  • [Joke] Dead Spin

    What's red and wet and spins on the sealing? « « « A dead guy on a selaing fan.

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    Views: 847

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • A mices week

  • [Joke] A mices week

    Q: What do female mice use during their period? A: A mouse pad

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 937

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 159 weeks ago

  • Oversized Load

  • [Joke] Oversized Load

    Yo mama so fat, when she drives her car, she writes "OVERSIZED LOAD" in the back.

  • From: chimique1

    Views: 747

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 159 weeks ago

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