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  • bugs

  • [Joke] bugs

    What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits a windsheild ??? ITS ASS !!!!!!!!!!

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Abe Lincoln

  • [Joke] Abe Lincoln

    A teaher asked his students, "what was the last thing to go through Abe Lincolns head when he got shot". One kid raises his hand and says,...

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • 3 baseball fans

  • [Joke] 3 baseball fans

    Three baseball fans were having a conversation about what they would do when they die. When they finished they all agreed that the first one to die...

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Drunk flirting

  • [Joke] Drunk flirting

    Two men were sitting at a pub and get pretty drunk. Out of the corner of the first man's eye, he sees a beautiful young woman. "I'd love to...

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    Views: 505

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Blonde in an convertible

  • [Joke] Blonde in an convertible

    A blonde, red head, and a brunette where driving in a convertible when the car went off a cliff and landed in a river. The red hed and brunette swam...

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Blind man

  • [Joke] Blind man

    What is the worst thing that can happen to a blind man? To leave the plunger in the toilet!

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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • who wrote it

  • [Joke] who wrote it

    who wrote the book "Yellow Stream" ? I.P. Daily who wrote the book "Under The Bleachers" Seymour Heiney who wrote the...

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Sex in the dark

  • [Joke] Sex in the dark

    Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during...

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    Views: 362

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • cigarette warnings

  • [Joke] cigarette warnings

    Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual...

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    Views: 741

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • fuck or eat

  • [Joke] fuck or eat

    Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the...

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    Views: 285

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Gold madalist

  • [Joke] Gold madalist

    Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent...

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    Views: 384

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • making love

  • [Joke] making love

    How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we...

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    Views: 343

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • apples

  • [Joke] apples

    A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has...

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    Views: 313

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • cows

  • [Joke] cows

    there are four cows in a field.One mama cow and three babies.First little cow goes up and says "mama,why did u name me rose" mama...

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    Views: 999

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • baseball

  • [Joke] baseball

    wanna hear a baseball joke? The cubs are gonna win the world series !!!!!!......LoL

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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • black people

  • [Joke] black people

    what do you call 100 white people chasing a black guy? the PGA tour !!!!!!!

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

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