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  • Swine Flu

  • [Joke] Swine Flu

    It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!

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    Views: 1,973

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 161 weeks ago

  • Obama.

  • [Joke] Obama.

    What does OBAMA stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America!

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    Views: 1,300

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Sperm bank

  • [Joke] Sperm bank

    Why did the blond get fired from the sperm bank? For drinking on the job!

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    Views: 973

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Sticky Keys

  • [Joke] Sticky Keys

    Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to Pewee...

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    Views: 4,255

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • The bear hunter.

  • [Joke] The bear hunter.

    A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it...

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    Views: 3,552

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 166 weeks ago

  • Oogah Boogah.

  • [Joke] Oogah Boogah.

    Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...

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    Views: 4,105

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 166 weeks ago

  • Inflatable sex dolls.

  • [Joke] Inflatable sex dolls.

    A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy behind...

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    Views: 2,375

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Fighting ADHD with Marijuana.

  • [Blog] Fighting ADHD with Marijuana.

    There is a dumb lady that I saw on Ebaums who wants to use Marijuana to treat ADHD. This lady is going to try to get this approved by congress and...

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    Views: 863

    Comments: 29

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Obama Coin.

  • [Blog] Obama Coin.

    I saw a gold coin on TV today. It had Obamas picture on it. They actually had two of them, one with just Obama and the other one had Obama and...

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    Views: 539

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Wall-Mart

  • [Joke] Wall-Mart

    Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.

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    Views: 568

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • A dirty whore!

  • [Blog] A dirty whore!

    When I was in the Army, stationed in Mannheim, Germany, I had a friend who was kind of weird. He was a cool guy, but he just did some strange things...

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    Views: 2,045

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Jerry Springer.

  • [Blog] Jerry Springer.

     I saw an episode of Jerry Springer today. I normally dont watch those trash shows, however, my friends wanted to watch it, so I had to...

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    Views: 1,168

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Obama in Florida

  • [Blog] Obama in Florida

    Obama was talking to a large crowd a couple days ago here in Florida. I watched him on TV to see if I could find some shit to talk about him,...

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    Views: 322

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • A guy driving through Detroit

  • [Joke] A guy driving through Detroit

    A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he kept...

  • From: davida8575

    Views: 1,164

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • A lady in the grocery store.

  • [Blog] A lady in the grocery store.

    I was in a store today and there was a lady in line at the checkout and she was talking on her rather expensive cell phone. Then she paid for all her...

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    Views: 748

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Guns in schools

  • [Blog] Guns in schools

    Back when Clinton was in office, he passed a federal law that says: If you bring a weapon to school, you will be expelled. Now this is kind of...

  • From: davida8575

    Views: 1,067

    Comments: 16

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

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SWM 34 from Orlando, FL. I have a great sense of humor. I am soon going to be adding some of my own videos on here.
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