dcervenka05's Submissions

  • Golden Bar

  • [Joke] Golden Bar

    A man comes home late one night, drunk "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden...

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    Views: 1,096

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Punny

  • [Joke] Punny

    what do u call a midget mystic who escaped from a federal prison? a small medium at large.

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    Views: 850

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Mahatma Gandhi

  • [Joke] Mahatma Gandhi

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,...

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    Views: 5,356

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Obama

  • [Joke] Obama

    What does obama stand for? One Bad Ass Mistake America

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    Views: 1,056

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Obama

  • [Joke] Obama

    What do Obama and JFK have in common? Nothing yet

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    Views: 943

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Myspace Guns

  • [Gallery] Myspace Guns

    I love guns, but wanna bet we see one of these people on the news for shooting up some place.

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    Views: 1,225

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Dear Tide

  • [Joke] Dear Tide

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am...

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    Views: 2,270

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Blonde paint job

  • [Joke] Blonde paint job

    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...

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    Views: 1,525

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Eucalyptus Road

  • [Joke] Eucalyptus Road

    Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. "Right at...

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    Views: 1,501

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Cinderella

  • [Joke] Cinderella

    Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged

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    Views: 1,364

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Found It

  • [Joke] Found It

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....

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    Views: 900

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Believe in Ghosts?

  • [Joke] Believe in Ghosts?

    A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein...

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    Views: 1,188

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 3

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Valentine's Poem

  • [Joke] Valentine's Poem

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your...

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    Views: 1,449

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Snow!

  • [Gallery] Snow!

    these were made by some very talented people with way too much time on their hands, a.k.a. virgins.

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    Views: 430

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Less Common Latin Phrases

  • [Joke] Less Common Latin Phrases

    Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. O! Plus!...

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    Views: 698

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

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About Me
Just a guy that doesn't want this site to suck, so i try to bring in some quality. That can be kind of subjective so let me know what you like and what you don't and i'll see what i can do.

- i claimed a prize. i'm not sure if i want it or not, but knowing my luck i'd save up for something good and he day before i got it they would stop the whole erep thing. so help me out with the views so i can get more crap.
----still waiting on that by the way

so i want a subscriber, or 1000. i dont know why, but i have none, and that seems like a shame. so if you like my stuff, or at least some of it subscribe.



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