djohn23's Submissions
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- John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful adver...
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- A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the b...
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- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to the local nursing home and leaves her as...
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- Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have an...
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- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the pro...
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- Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them o...
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- Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 ...
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Added: 98 weeks ago
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- Barbie still know how to party
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- Ok, you are asking who in the hell is Larry? Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife sa...
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- Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discove...
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Several years ago, when I lived in New York and flew to customer sites often, my wife would usual...
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- 10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long. 9. Not being able t...
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- A husband and his beautiful wife were playing golf when the women hits the ball and it flies out to ...
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- Want to see how fast a track star can run.
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- A man is walking down the road one day, when he passes by an insane asylum. As he strolls by the asy...
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- There was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mans...
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist'...
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- A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something woman...
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- Randy awoke one morning with a pain in his crotch. He looked in the mirror and his dick was all swol...
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- There was this Scotsman who took a well deserved vacation in the German city of Hamburg. Since Hambu...
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