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  • Bush visits school

  • [Joke] Bush visits school

    Bush at School George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little...

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    Views: 871

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 166 weeks ago

  • Lottery winner

  • [Joke] Lottery winner

    Guy comes home early from work, yells to his wife, "Pack yer bags baby, I just won a million on the lottery"! She says "Where are we...

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    Views: 452

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Two atoms

  • [Joke] Two atoms

    One atom bumps into another pretty hard, he says " Hey, are you all right"? Atom 2 exclaims, "I lost an electron"! ...

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    Views: 479

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Good Trade

  • [Joke] Good Trade

    I was driving in Arizona and stopped to buy some jewelry from a roadside stand. A few minutes later I picked up an old Indian hitch hiking. When I...

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    Views: 681

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Blond twinkle

  • [Joke] Blond twinkle

    How do you put a twinkle in a blonds eye ? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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    Views: 406

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Dyslexic agnostic

  • [Joke] Dyslexic agnostic

    I know a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who wonders all night if there really is a dog.

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    Views: 814

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    Added: 227 weeks ago

  • Sooo dumb

  • [Joke] Sooo dumb

    Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks menopause is a button on the VCR.

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    Views: 442

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 227 weeks ago

  • Twinkle

  • [Joke] Twinkle

    How do you put a twinkle in a blondes eye ?? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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    Views: 317

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 227 weeks ago

  • Atomic theory

  • [Joke] Atomic theory

    Bill Atom bumped into Bob Atom accidently on the street. "Are you OK?" said Bill. "No" said Bob, "I lost an electron" ...

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    Views: 963

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 227 weeks ago

  • Parrot and burglar

  • [Joke] Parrot and burglar

    A burlar has just invaded a house when he hears a voice " Jesus is watching " He looks around and his flashlight beams catches a parrot...

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    Views: 387

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 227 weeks ago

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