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    • Failing Relationship

    • The title pretty much sums up what this blog is about.  Right now, I am going through some things that are pretty shitty to say the...
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      Uploaded 10/04/2008
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    • If I were the devil...

    • From the famous words of Paul Harvey I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world; I would delude their minds into thinking...
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      Uploaded 09/10/2008
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    • Quotes on War

    • So I decided to collect up a few quotes dealing with war, kind of put things into perspective from the middle-ages to present day, the view on...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 09/09/2008
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    • Amazing New Pregnancy Technique

    • A couple went to the hospital to give birth to a baby. The doctor told them when they arrived he had a new machine that would transfer some of...
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      Uploaded 09/08/2008
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    • Pirate Nation

    • For all you East Carolina Pirate fans out there, the last few weeks have been awesome! First, we block a punt and win against the then ranked...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
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    • Handing Over Iraq

    • If you havent seen in the news lately, we have finally started thse handing-over process of the Al-Anbar providence of Iraq to the ISF (Iraqi...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
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    • Drunk Woman

    • My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
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    • Beijing Olympics Security

    • The chinese are really serious about their security at the olympics. I can't imagine why you would possibly need missile launchers but then...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
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    • Welfare

    • A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/20/2008
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    • Dubai Islands

    • Here are a few pictures of some manmade islands in Dubai. There are some concept drawings in there too before the islands were made. Pretty neat.
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Hooters

    • Here is how they travel in style...and of course their wings show up here too. Oh yea, and the girls, cant forget about them!
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Courage

    • A student taking a philosophy class had a single question on his final: "What is courage?" The student wrote: "This",...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • School

    • The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I...
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      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Pet Names

    • A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Mother of Six

    • A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her...
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      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Chicken or the Egg?

    • The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and...
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      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Cars and Divorse

    • A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Man and a Genie

    • A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Baby Watching

    • Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Redneck Jedi Test

    • If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Mathematical Population

    • The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • New Job

    • A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a Marine," responded...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • Twice a year

    • A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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    • The wife is better

    • Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
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