familyguy1020's Submissions
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- A taxi driver picks up a nun. The nun notices that the driver is wanting to say something. The nun asks "whats wrong?" The driver...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 841
Comments: 3
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Added: 81 weeks ago
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- i tried smoking a cigarette in my butt now my butt hurts
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 765
Comments: 8
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Added: 90 weeks ago
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- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 808
Comments: 7
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Added: 90 weeks ago
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- So it was night time right. A husband and wife were in bed. The wife falls asleep, but the husband turns on his lamplight and reads a book. After...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 3,170
Comments: 12
Favorited: 1
Added: 103 weeks ago
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- Damnit I hate it when I it when I poop in public and everyone starts to walk in. It happens no matter what. Even if there is no one around. It's...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 462
Comments: 9
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Added: 132 weeks ago
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- a boy is walking down the hallway when he hears a screaming coming from his parent's room. He opens the door and finds his dad in nothing but chaps,...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 3,093
Comments: 1
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Added: 133 weeks ago
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- A guy is horny as hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 1,319
Comments: 5
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Added: 133 weeks ago
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- Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 461
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 560
Comments: 1
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A woman and her baby get in a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "Oh my god! thats the ugliest bay i have ever seen!" the...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 1,597
Comments: 7
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Added: 143 weeks ago
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- a woman was in labor for 14 hours on april 1st. when tha baby finally comes out, the doctor grabs the baby, throws it on the ground, and starts...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 624
Comments: 4
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- super man was flying around when he saw wonder woman laying on a roof. "You know, im faster than a speeding bullet. I can nail her and leave...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 4,613
Comments: 5
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Added: 183 weeks ago
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- superman was flying around when he noticed wonder woman laying butt naked on a roof enjoying her time. "You know, im faster than a speeding...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 1,375
Comments: 4
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Added: 183 weeks ago
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- A woman was in labor for 15 hours on april fools day. When the baby finally comes out, the doctor grabs the baby, throws it on the ground, and starts...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 506
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- there was a husand, wife, and the husbands freind robert. Husband wanted to go fishing but wife didnt want to. "You can go fising or have butt...
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From: familyguy1020
Views: 826
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 185 weeks ago
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