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[Joke] How long does it take for carboc's mom to take a shit?
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From: fugazis5
Views: 968
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Added: 133 weeks ago
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- Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths
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From: fugazis5
Views: 527
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans? A: The black one steals your watch.
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Views: 479
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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From: fugazis5
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? A: Moved the trees closer together.
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 827
Comments: 5
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- A young journalism graduate from University had gone to work for the Local newspaper. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story....
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Views: 461
Comments: 3
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- The Blonde and the Motor Home A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 516
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick.
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From: fugazis5
Views: 810
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 646
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 664
Comments: 3
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 755
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 552
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 732
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people." Doctor: "Tell me about your...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 720
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam $500. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says,...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 748
Comments: 5
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!
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From: fugazis5
Views: 893
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Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Why did god give men penises? So they’d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
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From: fugazis5
Views: 855
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Added: 136 weeks ago
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- "Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt ?" young son ask. "Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 1,073
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- This young boy named Don walked into a whorehouse, slammed his money on the counter and said, "I want a woman!" The man behind the...
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Views: 880
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 592
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot,...
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Views: 820
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his...
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From: fugazis5
Views: 331
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks...
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Views: 604
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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- One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,...
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Views: 440
Comments: 3
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Added: 137 weeks ago
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