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    • last black joke

    • Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans? A: The black one steals your watch.
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • Black Joke 2

    • Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • Black Joke 1

    • Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? A: Moved the trees closer together.
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • couple get caught

    • Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on...
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • The young journalist

    • A young journalism graduate from University had gone to work for the Local newspaper. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • blonde won a prize

    • The Blonde and the Motor Home A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds...
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      Uploaded 10/29/2009
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    • two def lovers

    • Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • supernatural

    • A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • two bums

    • These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • oldy but goody

    • A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • Scooby dooby

    • A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • Bad temper

    • Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people." Doctor: "Tell me about your...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • Trucker goes to a whorehouse

    • A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam $500. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says,...
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      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • Midget joke

    • Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!
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      Uploaded 10/21/2009
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    • Rude yet funny

    • Why did god give men penises? So they’d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
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      Uploaded 10/21/2009
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    • Whats the difference...

    • "Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt ?" young son ask. "Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on...
    • fugazis5
      Uploaded 10/16/2009
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    • Give me a Woman!

    • This young boy named Don walked into a whorehouse, slammed his money on the counter and said, "I want a woman!" The man behind the...
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      Uploaded 10/16/2009
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    • Golfer in China

    • A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is...
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      Uploaded 10/16/2009
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    • Bored Pilot

    • A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the...
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      Uploaded 10/16/2009
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    • The King and the Sorcerer

    • A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to...
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      Uploaded 10/15/2009
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    • female orgasm

    • A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He...
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      Uploaded 10/15/2009
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    • Peanut in the ear.

    • One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching...
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      Uploaded 10/15/2009
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    • Monkey at the bar...

    • A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey...
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      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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    • The Hungry Cat.........

    • One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past....the cat used his paw to get the chipalata...
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      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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    • Kinky Man

    • This guy walks into a bar, sits next to a very attractive woman and orders a drink. A few minutes later, makes pleasant conversation with the...
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      Uploaded 10/13/2009
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    • Funny Baby

    • We all know that Mums love to dress up their kids. But when Dad is a graphic designer, anything is possible.... It all started out with the...
    • fugazis5
      Uploaded 10/13/2009
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    • Ralph and Edna

    • Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped...
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      Uploaded 10/13/2009
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    • escaped prisoner

    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
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      Uploaded 10/12/2009
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    • Little boy meets God

    • A little black boy dies and is greeted by God who says, "Welcome my son, come on in." Still wondering where he is at, he asks,...
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      Uploaded 10/08/2009
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    • Little black boy

    • A little black boy dies and is greeted by God at heaven's gates who says, "Welcome my son, come on in." The little black boy says,...
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      Uploaded 10/08/2009
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    • The black cat statue

    • A guy walks into an antique store and sees this beautiful black marble cat statue, and asks the store owner "how much for the cat?" ...
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      Uploaded 10/07/2009
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