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  • Manual Satisfaction

  • [Joke] Manual Satisfaction

    Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,...

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    Views: 744

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Stood-up

  • [Joke] Stood-up

    After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she'd been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress...

  • From: guywithknife

    Views: 699

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Horse auction

  • [Joke] Horse auction

    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's...

  • From: guywithknife

    Views: 965

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • Tickling

  • [Joke] Tickling

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite...

  • From: guywithknife

    Views: 2,817

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • A Mans True Best friend

  • [Joke] A Mans True Best friend

    Q: How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend? A: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the...

  • From: guywithknife

    Views: 552

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

guywithknife
  • guywithknife
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