h4ppy's Submissions
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- After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 1,451
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 189 weeks ago
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- One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 780
Comments: 11
Favorited: 2
Added: 193 weeks ago
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- A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....
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From: h4ppy
Views: 487
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 200 weeks ago
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- In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 557
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 201 weeks ago
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- A couple wakes up in the morning... W: Honey, I had a crazy dream. H.: Well tell me about it. W: I saw a Christmas tree, and instead of ornaments...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 445
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 202 weeks ago
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- The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 467
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 203 weeks ago
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- The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 555
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 204 weeks ago
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- A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 599
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 204 weeks ago
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- Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 515
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 204 weeks ago
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- So this guy makes a witty comment about this other guy called Jack. Jack laughs histerically. After 3 minutes he says, thats funny, you should become...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 441
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 204 weeks ago
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- Suicide bomber : I'm only going to do this once !
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From: h4ppy
Views: 398
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 204 weeks ago
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- Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 524
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 205 weeks ago
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- wanna go to hell ?
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From: h4ppy
Views: 378
Comments: 2
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Added: 210 weeks ago
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- Q. How do you make ugly babies? A. Ask your parents
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From: h4ppy
Views: 325
Comments: 1
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Added: 210 weeks ago
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- 1. The water proof towel 2. Solar powered flash light 3. Sumberrine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 382
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 211 weeks ago
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- Probabaly the best poems ever written. 1) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life. 2) I see your face...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 465
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 211 weeks ago
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- A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On one such...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 752
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 213 weeks ago
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- Q. Why do women call it “PMS”? A. “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
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From: h4ppy
Views: 827
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 213 weeks ago
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- The Original Version: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was.. The New Versions:...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 1,139
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 213 weeks ago
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- Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love: BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating BEFORE -...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 808
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 214 weeks ago
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- There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 1,099
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 214 weeks ago
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- -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 951
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 215 weeks ago
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- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 1,099
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 215 weeks ago
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- Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 791
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 216 weeks ago
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- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen...
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From: h4ppy
Views: 892
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 216 weeks ago
- h4ppy
- Last login: 135 weeks ago
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- User Since: Feb 4, 2008
- Uploads: 65
- Media Watched: 6,598
- Media Favorited: 1
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