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  • worthy of heaven

  • [Joke] worthy of heaven

    A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks. “Well, I can think of...

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    Views: 619

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • several puns

  • [Joke] several puns

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 619

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • baseball pun

  • [Joke] baseball pun

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 641

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • a good pun

  • [Joke] a good pun

    I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No bet, the steaks are...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 473

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • the smiths

  • [Joke] the smiths

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 487

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • jumping blonde

  • [Joke] jumping blonde

    A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 605

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • a blonde and a horse

  • [Joke] a blonde and a horse

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse...

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    Views: 691

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • things said in court

  • [Joke] things said in court

    These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 605

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • several quick blonde jokes

  • [Joke] several quick blonde jokes

    Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 720

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • 0-200 in 6 seconds

  • [Joke] 0-200 in 6 seconds

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 438

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • baseball in heaven?

  • [Joke] baseball in heaven?

    Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says,...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 684

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

  • baby names

  • [Joke] baby names

    A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The...

  • From: hawker30

    Views: 484

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 198 weeks ago

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