idontwannakno's Submissions
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- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 1,527
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 916
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 900
Comments: 6
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather...
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, "What size?" He says, "I don't know." She...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 853
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but...
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 156 weeks ago
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- A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 814
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 1,041
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 923
Comments: 4
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 798
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back? A. To keep its nuts dry.
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 833
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 657
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor? A. By the ears. (Lick her)
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call.
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 503
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Q. What's a diaphragm? A. A trampoline for dickheads.
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 158 weeks ago
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- You know you've joined a pretty cheap ass health plan when... Pedal-powered dialysis machines. Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized...
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day...
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap,...
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Many romantic languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 773
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- cheerleader tryouts
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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From: idontwannakno
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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- These valuable courses specific to the needs of women has been thoughtfully prepared and presented by men as in-depth and life changing...
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From: idontwannakno
Views: 840
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Added: 161 weeks ago
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