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  • Stranded in the Desert

  • [Joke] Stranded in the Desert

    Bob, Jim, and Tom were stranded in a desert. When all of a sudden Bob finds a magical lamp. Bob rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie says,...

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    Views: 731

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Sick

  • [Joke] Sick

    "Bob told his doctor that every time he look in the mirror he got sick. The doctor told him, 'At least your eyesight is good.'"

  • From: ilmetalhead

    Views: 486

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Clever business at a young age

  • [Joke] Clever business at a young age

    A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated : a 9...

  • From: ilmetalhead

    Views: 621

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Two Blind Pilots

  • [Joke] Two Blind Pilots

    Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous...

  • From: ilmetalhead

    Views: 701

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Tired of Sex

  • [Joke] Tired of Sex

    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me...

  • From: ilmetalhead

    Views: 413

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

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