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  • White House
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    [Joke] White House

    What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.

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    Views: 49,788

    Comments: 210

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • game of choice

  • [Joke] game of choice

    The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The...

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    Views: 1,072

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 218 weeks ago

  • adam's women

  • [Joke] adam's women

    Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor. Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to...

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    Views: 427

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • sex education

  • [Joke] sex education

    One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, ''What did you do today, son?'' The boy replied, ''I learned a lot in Sex Education...

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    Views: 2,779

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • perfect picture

  • [Joke] perfect picture

    A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo...

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    Views: 1,108

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • clams casino

  • [Joke] clams casino

    How's a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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    Views: 392

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • river deep

  • [Joke] river deep

    One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy...

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    Views: 981

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • baby seal

  • [Joke] baby seal

    A baby seal walks into a club. I feel bad for the little...

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • tea time

  • [Joke] tea time

    There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the...

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    Views: 1,231

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • d.c. prostitutes

  • [Joke] d.c. prostitutes

    A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

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    Views: 1,318

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • alcohol

  • [Joke] alcohol

    Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser....

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • mafia and goverment

  • [Joke] mafia and goverment

    whats the difference between the government and the Mafia? the Mafia is organized.

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    Views: 427

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • ny. jets and yo mama

  • [Joke] ny. jets and yo mama

    How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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    Views: 780

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • airy sex

  • [Joke] airy sex

    Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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    Views: 1,800

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • DIARIA

  • [Joke] DIARIA

    A man at the doctors: -Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away! -Did you try using a lemon? -Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started...

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    Views: 3,618

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

  • pinocchio

  • [Joke] pinocchio

    Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much...

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    Views: 620

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    Added: 220 weeks ago

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