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- are you the messiah, because i've been waiting for youdo you want to shake my luluv?don't worry i won't passover youcan i light your manorah?do you...
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 183 weeks ago
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- 1. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off. 3. Hey baby, how do you like...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 507
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Added: 184 weeks ago
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- 1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3....
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 184 weeks ago
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- Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A: Because he's black Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? A: He doesn't know he's black
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- Today, the blog section is like idiot central. All the dumbass users and the idiots seem to have united and totally invaded the blogging section....
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 195 weeks ago
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- A boy goes up to his father. "Daddy, what's a transvestite?" "Go ask your mom," he replies. "HE should be able to explain...
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 195 weeks ago
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[Blog] Confounding Riddles that only Work when said Out Loud
These riddles are a play on words. You say one thing and it's interpreted by the listener as something completely different. You can comment and say... -
From: jewbacca
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Added: 196 weeks ago
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[Blog] I just made an Amazing Discovery about the Spammers!!!!
There are two spammers out there. Their names are Nalgadas and NaIgadas. I blocked Nalgadas, but not NaIgadas. I presume that it's the same fucking... -
From: jewbacca
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Added: 196 weeks ago
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- I've always loved Ebaumsworld. I loved commenting on blogs, joining groups, and talking to other users. Now most of that is shot down in flames...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 607
Comments: 14
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Added: 196 weeks ago
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- How come I can't view the recent blogs anymore. All it shows is the highest rated ones and when I click on most recent, it doesn't do anything. It...
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- Why did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What's funnier than a dead baby? A baby in a clownsuit. What's funnier than that? He's sitting next to a kid...
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- How do you fit 80 babies in a telephone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? a straw/ tortilla chips
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What's sadder than a dead baby? A dead baby stapled to a dead puppy.
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What's red, yellow and sputters? A baby in a frying pan
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno. I was too busy masturbating.
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From: jewbacca
Views: 503
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What's red and gold and can't turn corners? A baby with a javelin through its head
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From: jewbacca
Views: 504
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What's red and silver and crashes into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth after you're done eating.
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From: jewbacca
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- 10. Always wears his headgear 9. Will eat anything 8. Knows when to push and pull 7. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance 6. Goes hard from...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 24,697
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- 10. Always wears his headgear 9. Will eat anything 8. Knows when to push and pull 7. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance 6. Goes hard from start to...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 408
Comments: 17
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What really bugs me on Ebaums is when new users feel the need to write a blog to introduce themselves. As kind-hearted and innocent as this gesture...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 411
Comments: 15
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- If you go to countries like Israel and Iran and any other country that is devoted to some kind of cause, just about every citizen in that country...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 314
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- Blumpkin is when you get a blow job while you're taking a shit. Since sex questions seem to be the trendy thing at the moment, what do you users...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 696
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Added: 199 weeks ago
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- I, Jewbacca hereby declare that I'm another user who's having trouble putting up an avatar. It says that the file size is too big. I've been trying...
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From: jewbacca
Views: 544
Comments: 7
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Added: 200 weeks ago
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You know, I'd put my picture up to prove how sexy I am, but I don't want you guys drooling over your computer screens with your tongues hanging out.
If you are truly desperate to see a picture of me, I have a facebook. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1361217426
