jill492's Submissions
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- After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on...
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From: jill492
Views: 908
Comments: 3
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Added: 147 weeks ago
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- You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a...
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From: jill492
Views: 1,160
Comments: 7
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Added: 150 weeks ago
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- Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights...
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From: jill492
Views: 624
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 170 weeks ago
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- What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican A bench can support a family of four -------------------- Why wasn't Jesus born in...
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From: jill492
Views: 6,369
Comments: 1
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Added: 171 weeks ago
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- Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the...
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From: jill492
Views: 2,567
Comments: 2
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Added: 175 weeks ago
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- A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold .. But the husband can find no work. His...
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From: jill492
Views: 708
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 175 weeks ago
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- No one is safe anymore!
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From: jill492
Views: 238
Comments: 2
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Added: 176 weeks ago
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- On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window...
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From: jill492
Views: 639
Comments: 1
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would...
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From: jill492
Views: 1,126
Comments: 4
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little...
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From: jill492
Views: 376
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...
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From: jill492
Views: 277
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- Why couldn't they re enact the nativity scene in Arkansas? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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From: jill492
Views: 239
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your...
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From: jill492
Views: 269
Comments: 1
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- What's the difference between a bmw and a porqupine? On a porqupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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From: jill492
Views: 298
Comments: 1
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Added: 178 weeks ago
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- Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top...
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From: jill492
Views: 546
Comments: 1
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Added: 179 weeks ago
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- A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all...
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From: jill492
Views: 394
Comments: 3
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Added: 184 weeks ago
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- A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers...
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From: jill492
Views: 448
Comments: 1
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Added: 184 weeks ago
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- About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During...
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From: jill492
Views: 491
Comments: 4
Favorited: 1
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it...
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From: jill492
Views: 494
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are...
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From: jill492
Views: 638
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with...
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From: jill492
Views: 381
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde...
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From: jill492
Views: 307
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 185 weeks ago
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- There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with...
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From: jill492
Views: 283
Comments: 2
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Added: 185 weeks ago
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- What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The way they say ahhhh-men.
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From: jill492
Views: 304
Comments: 1
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Added: 186 weeks ago
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- A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,he ran across an...
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From: jill492
Views: 290
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 186 weeks ago
- jill492
- Last login: 98 weeks ago
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- User Since: Jun 21, 2008
- Uploads: 66
- Media Watched: 4,071
- Media Favorited: 193
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