jill492's Submissions

  • Vatican Humor
  • After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on...
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    Views: 908

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • God Bless America!
  • You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a...
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    Views: 1,160

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 150 weeks ago

  • Different Types
  • Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights...
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    Views: 624

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Race Jokes
  • What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican A bench can support a family of four -------------------- Why wasn't Jesus born in...
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    Views: 6,369

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Bad Bernie
  • Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the...
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    Views: 2,567

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • The Cheese Wheel
  • A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold .. But the husband can find no work. His...
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    Views: 708

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Dead Cow and the Mermaid
  • On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window...
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    Views: 639

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Melts in your mouth!
  • Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would...
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    Views: 1,126

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Little Johnny... big Word
  • The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little...
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    Views: 376

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Gift Mix-up
  • A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...
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    Views: 277

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Arkansas
  • Why couldn't they re enact the nativity scene in Arkansas? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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    Views: 239

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Disorder in the Court!
  • From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your...
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    Views: 269

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Pricks
  • What's the difference between a bmw and a porqupine? On a porqupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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    Views: 298

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Million dollar answer
  • Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top...
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    Views: 546

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Everything Gone!
  • A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all...
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    Views: 394

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Taste Test
  • A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers...
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    Views: 448

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Prisoner of War
  • About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During...
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    Views: 491

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Bishop and the ass
  • A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it...
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    Views: 494

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Brunette meets Geenie
  • A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are...
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    Views: 638

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Three girls  go camping
  • One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with...
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    Views: 381

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Blonde at the perfume counter
  • One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde...
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    Views: 307

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Blonde in a Boat
  • There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with...
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    Views: 283

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

  • Miracle Weight Loss Program
  • A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,he ran across an...
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    Views: 290

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 186 weeks ago

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