kaitones's Submissions
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- collection of demotivational posters
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From: kaitones
Views: 1,384
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Added: 67 weeks ago
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- title describes it
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From: kaitones
Views: 557
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- Years ago, a six year old boy was sailing with his parents in the South Pacific when their boat sank. Only the boy made it to shore, staggering...
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From: kaitones
Views: 490
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke; in front of him stood his...
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From: kaitones
Views: 494
Comments: 4
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- Two young women were cruising the singles' bars, but were unsuccessful at finding a man. Finally, at the last bar in town they spotted a...
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From: kaitones
Views: 397
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- What's the motto of the Beastiality Club? In dog we thrust.
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From: kaitones
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- Why is the NFL painting footballs green? Ever see a nigger drop a watermelon?
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From: kaitones
Views: 407
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model", the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair...
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From: kaitones
Views: 278
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt. As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible...
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From: kaitones
Views: 309
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences once and for all. Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said,...
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From: kaitones
Views: 307
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- There was a girl who just started working in a bank. Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office. She discovered that he...
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From: kaitones
Views: 558
Comments: 5
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? Because it's hard to sign...
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From: kaitones
Views: 532
Comments: 3
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- The sky was dark the moon was high All one just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft...
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From: kaitones
Views: 438
Comments: 4
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are...
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From: kaitones
Views: 548
Comments: 5
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking I should be...
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From: kaitones
Views: 625
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 85 weeks ago
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- Once I was out rock-climbing with my wife Estelle, her brother Tony, and Tony's friend Andy. I was at the lead, since I've got all these...
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From: kaitones
Views: 427
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Added: 85 weeks ago
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- collection of random things
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From: kaitones
Views: 769
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- Job Application This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired...
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From: kaitones
Views: 1,031
Comments: 12
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance...
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From: kaitones
Views: 1,053
Comments: 10
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his...
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From: kaitones
Views: 993
Comments: 9
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the aging doctor there. The older doctor suggested that the younger doctor accompany him...
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From: kaitones
Views: 822
Comments: 6
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was...
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From: kaitones
Views: 907
Comments: 3
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed and told him: "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take...
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From: kaitones
Views: 729
Comments: 3
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fuck...
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From: kaitones
Views: 683
Comments: 5
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to...
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From: kaitones
Views: 909
Comments: 8
Favorited: 0
Added: 123 weeks ago
- kaitones
- Last login: 2 weeks ago
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- User Since: May 22, 2007
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