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  • walk in the woods

  • [Joke] walk in the woods

    A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 995

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • i've got it worse

  • [Joke] i've got it worse

    A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking. The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,338

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • docter samples

  • [Joke] docter samples

    A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,090

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • eating pizza

  • [Joke] eating pizza

    A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side o the road. He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 730

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • comebacks

  • [Joke] comebacks

    so, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 892

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • student insults

  • [Joke] student insults

    It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 864

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • out of town sex

  • [Joke] out of town sex

    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 3,144

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • stealing? or rape?

  • [Joke] stealing? or rape?

    If you force a prostitute to have sex with you and you don't pay her...is it considered rape or stealing? leave a comment and let me no

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 2,952

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • hooker taxes

  • [Joke] hooker taxes

    One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,329

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • cheap hooker

  • [Joke] cheap hooker

    This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever. He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home. They have hours...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,218

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • paying a prostitute

  • [Joke] paying a prostitute

    Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the first...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,176

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • The French Cow Hand

  • [Joke] The French Cow Hand

    There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 1,073

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • dumb iraqi

  • [Joke] dumb iraqi

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting...

  • From: killdiamond

    Views: 2,823

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 212 weeks ago

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